Do your ‘wurst…|Jul. 08, 2016|United States|88 Min.|PG-13
Genre: Comedy;Fantasy;Horror
Description: “Yoga Hosers” (2016) follows the story of 15-year-old best friends Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie, who spend their days practicing yoga with their mentor, Yogi Bayer, and working at a convenience store called Eh-2-Zed in Manitoba. Outside of work and yoga, they’re part of a cover band named Glamthrax, with their 35-year-old friend Ichabod on drums. Their ordinary teenage lives take a turn when they’re invited to a party by Hunter Calloway, a popular senior and the crush of Colleen McKenzie.
The next day, their history teacher reveals the influence of the Nazi Party in Winnipeg, led by Adrien Arcand, known as the “Canadian Führer,” and his associate Andronicus Arcane. Although Arcand was arrested, Arcane’s whereabouts remained unknown. Meanwhile, Colleen C’s father, Bob, and his girlfriend Tabitha decide to take a sudden trip to Niagara Falls, leaving the girls in charge of the store on the night of Hunter’s party.
To avoid missing the party, the Colleens invite Hunter and his friend Gordon Greenleaf to the store. However, things take a dark turn when Colleen M discovers that Hunter and Gordon are Satanists planning to sacrifice them. Before they can act, an army of Bratzis—small Nazi-like creatures made from bratwurst—attack and kill Hunter and Gordon. Using their yoga skills, the Colleens fight off the Bratzis but are later arrested for the murders.
Legendary investigator Guy LaPointe, who previously encountered the Colleens, arrives to interrogate them. Convinced of their innocence after uncovering evidence of the Bratzis, he helps them escape. Together, they return to Eh-2-Zed, only to be captured by the Bratzis and taken to an underground lair, where they come face-to-face with the Bratzis’ master, Andronicus Arcane.
Cast director: Kevin Smith
Cast actor: Natasha Lyonne, Adam Brody, Vanessa Paradis, Lily-Rose Depp, Ashley Greene, Harley Quinn Smith, Justin Long, Ralph Garman, Austin Butler, Tony Hale
Original name: Yoga Hosers