The bigger the hit, the harder they fall.|Jan. 24, 2008|USA|84 Min.|PG-13
Genre: Comedy
Description: “Meet the Spartans” (2008) Movie in English – 1080p, 720p
**Storyline:**
A Spartan elder examines three babies. The first, an ugly, talking baby ogre (from “Shrek the Third”), is left to die due to its deformity, while Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopt the second, who is Vietnamese. The third baby, Leonidas, is accepted as a Spartan for his early muscular physique and undergoes brutal training to prepare for kingship. As an adult, Leonidas is sent into the wilderness, survives a harsh winter, and hunts down a gangsta penguin (from “Happy Feet”). Upon his return, he is crowned king and proudly wears a penguin skin hat. During his inauguration, he meets Margo, who dances provocatively. He proposes to her, and she responds by revealing the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt.
Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain informs him of the arrival of a Persian messenger. Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents King Xerxes’ demands for Sparta’s surrender. Leonidas, angered by the messenger’s disrespect and discovering him with his wife, kicks the messenger into a pit. Ignoring Traitoro’s advice to keep the messenger’s guards alive to deliver the message, Leonidas throws them in as well, along with Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Sanjaya Malakar, Ryan Seacrest, and the “American Idol” judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, and Paula Abdul.
Determined to confront the Persians, Leonidas consults the prophets, offering them products like Neutrogena in exchange for advice. They suggest he seek guidance from the Oracle. The Oracle, Ugly Betty, warns Leonidas that he will die if he goes to war. After a night of contemplation with his wife, Leonidas prepares to lead his soldiers to Thermopylae. However, only 13 soldiers meet the strict requirements for the army, including Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio.
Cast director: Jason Friedberg
Cast actor: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, Method Man, Ike Barinholtz, Lauren Walsh, Tiffany Haddish, Travis Van Winkle
Original name: Meet the Spartans